| Sarah: | If she shows up wearing that dress I swear I'm going to throw a dart in her face. |
| Me: | Sounds good. Go buy a dart. |
| Sarah: | I have this -- what is this? A fork? |
| Me: | WHAT IS THIS A FORK!? |
| Sarah: | I can throw this fork in her face. |
| Me: | What is this a fork. |
| Sarah: | -laughing- |
| Me: | Hang on let me tumbl this. -types this- Okay done. |
| Sarah: | Okay. |
| Me: | Okay. |
| Sarah: | So I've got a fork and I'm waiting. |